SIBR Hackathon Project Directory

Here is a list of projects submitted to SIBR's first Cursed Blaseball Viewer Hackathon:

Blaseball '99

- @superfluous (davidthelazar on twitter)
Blaseball '99

Finally, you can enjoy Blaseball the way it was intended: on a Geocities webpage in the year 1999!


Guest Judge Comments:

"Objectively better than our current website. Thank you. Good work. I want to live here." - Joel Clark

Blaseball Buzz

- @Zoz aka @zwlovoy on Twitter
Blaseball Buzz

We all know at its heart, Blaseball is an auditory medium; all else is distractions. So experience Blaseball in its purist audio form by enjoying it in pure Morse Code (with both audio and visual representations).


Guest Judge Comments:

"-- -.-- / -.-. .- - / .-- .- ... / -.-. --- -. ..-. ..- ... . -.." - Joel Clark

Blaseball, The Book

- Wesley (@WesleyDontTweet on Twitter)
Blaseball, The Book

Have you ever wanted to watch Blaseball without the need to be connected to the internet? No distractions, no screens, only you and a THICK softcover book with all you need to watch Blaseball. Introducing Blaseball, The Book: Season 12 Days 1 through 7! Cuddle up with a good, definitely not cursed, book this fall.


⭐ Awards: Most Cursed

Guest Judge Comments:

"Ok but what if you printed it really really small? Good research, this will come in handy when we build the Blaseball Memorial Encyclopedia Center" - Joel Clark

Blaseball via…Hackathon Submission Form Responses

- honu
Blaseball via…Hackathon Submission Form Responses

As hackathon participants completed their cursed creations, they began to submit them via a Google Form provided by the judges. After studying the form itself, I submitted several “entries” in rapid succession—resulting in a Reblase-like viewing experience of game events within the hackathon’s submission response form itself.


Blaseball Music Watch

- chadjelly
Blaseball Music Watch

Generates music based on the games played that day. The day starts silent, but once a team scores their first point, they are randomly assigned a short loop track. Each team’s track will only play when that team is batting. As more teams get points on the board, more music is added, until there is too much. Only tested on my iMac. (“Unfinished”. I had more plans for cursing the watch page visually as the music goes on, as well as more track options, but this is as far as I got before the deadline.)


Guest Judge Comments:

"I actually listened to this nonsense for a surprisingly long time. The tracks only playing when the team is up to bat was very clever!" - Joel Clark

blaseball_rp2040

- leo homestuck
blaseball_rp2040

In theory, this will use a $1 RP2040 microcontroller to display games from the internet simultaneously on a monitor, Nintendo Switch, Game Boy Advance, and serial port. Implementing this was way more work than I expected, and currently it just replays a game from flash on a monitor. I’d like to get back to this eventually, though, and I did make quite a bit of progress on Switch support (though I didn’t finish it).


Guest Judge Comments:

"Very ambitious & cool & you have inspired me to finally get a Raspberry Pi" - Joel Clark

blasefs: The Blaseball filesystem

- MoxSeas
blasefs: The Blaseball filesystem

Taking the POSIX principle of ‘everything is a file’ to its logical extreme, blasefs makes historical game data available via a FUSE filesystem for easy viewing wherever you have access to a terminal!


Guest Judge Comments:

"I tried to run this, but could not. I am very curious though, this sounds .... actually useful" - Joel Clark

Blunchables: Two Cheese Pizza - BLUNCH:001 - Outline / Proposed Schema

- @Cuttlefishman agrīoeconomiae
Blunchables: Two Cheese Pizza - BLUNCH:001 - Outline / Proposed Schema

A method for displaying and visualizing the state of a Blaseball game by using a two cheese pizza lunchables style snack meal.


Guest Judge Comments:

"Thank you. Finally someone takes Lunchables seriously. You should feel proud of yourself." - Joel Clark

Bubble Viewer

- Levi (winterhazelly on twitter)
Bubble Viewer

When you watch a game on blaseball.com, are you ever overwhelmed by the sheer amount of information? Do you wish you could tune into a game without having to pay attention to pesky details like what players are up or what team they’re on? Try out the bubble viewer and be soothed by shapes and colors with no informational text whatsoever!


Chorby Soup

- concept by a cactus, execution by beiju
Chorby Soup

Blaseball used to have soul. Now it has soup!


Guest Judge Comments:

"This project taught me about a cursed hack that I am going to use in the production version of Before. You’re complicit!" - iliana quorum

Emoji Blaseball

- Danielle (@art_dmhe on Twitter)
Emoji Blaseball

Blaseball for emoji-fluent computers, representing game events in emoji binary


Guest Judge Comments:

"I think you have created a DNA strand, the underlying fabric of a Blaseball game." - Joel Clark

Flactorio

- @dnathe4th
Flactorio

For when you want to re-watch your favorite game while working on your factory.


⭐ Awards: Most Technical

Guest Judge Comments:

"I wanted to watch a game but I did not have enough arthmetic-combinators. Great work though" - Joel Clark

Line Score Knitting Project

- @anyagee
Line Score Knitting Project

This is a write up and example chart of how to turn the line scores of a set of games into a knitted object.


Guest Judge Comments:

"I do not know how to knit but I would knit banners of this and hang them on my walls if I could" - Joel Clark

Noel

- beiju
Noel

Have you ever wanted Blaseball to be less interesting? Noel reinterprets every* game using just the rules of baseball. You get 3 strikes per out, 3 outs per inning, 4 bases on the field, and 0 players set on fire. Why do this? Great question!


Guest Judge Comments:

"Yes. Finally, someone gets rids of all the nonsense." - Joel Clark

Plebble

- leo homestuck
Plebble

Blaseball for Pebble smartwatches. Currently it displays Crabs games from a fixed offset of like 6 months ago with no actual UI because I’m extremely deep in yak shaving (see: https://gitlab.com/goethite), but once there is a UI this is probably an actual useful way to watch Blaseball games.


Guest Judge Comments:

"I have never heard of a Pebble smartwatch but thank you for putting Blaseball on it." - Joel Clark

Project Voyager

- iliana quorum, Allie Signet, fionna adams
Project Voyager

We did compression crimes, put a full replayable archive of Blaseball: The Discipline Era and The Expansion Era onto a gold archival-grade CD, and gave it to Joel (completely coincidentally on the 44th anniversary of Voyager 2’s launch).


Guest Judge Comments:

"launch this into the sun." - Stephen Bell

Shleets Ballpark Experience

- Frostbird
Shleets Ballpark Experience

Get an authentic Blaseball ballpark experience! Watch your favorite players step up to the plate and face down a field of defenders. Ooh and Ahh at the lights of the scoreboard. Observe the looming solar eclipse in the sky! It’s Blaseball as it was meant to be viewed: in a spreadsheet!


⭐ Awards: Most Accessible

Guest Judge Comments:

"99 percent of narrative design and game writing is staring at spreadsheets. i have no idea how you did this, i dont even want to think about how you would start, great job" - Stephen Bell

Slynthesizer

- @superfluous (davidthelazar on twitter)
Slynthesizer

You thought every additional pitch brought more excitement in normal blaseball, just wait until you hear how many pitches are in here.


Guest Judge Comments:

"Absolutely cursed. I will hear these synth waves in my nightmares" - Joel Clark

😈 ⚾ 👀

- The Frostburner
😈 ⚾ 👀

What’s up with words anyways ? You don’t need words to watch Blaseball… Let’s get rid of them! ➡ ️😈 ⚾ 👀 ❗ 🔡 ❌ 😌 😎


⭐ Awards: Most Accessible

Guest Judge Comments:

"Big fan. Had a lot of fun trying to interpret what the emojis meant, it was like another language but one I could piece together." - Joel Clark